21 Things To Do Instead of Social Media

This morning, just a few seconds after waking up, immediately rolled over to my charging phone and proceeded to do what I do every morning; check for new snap chats, Instagram likes, Facebook messages, followers on vine, retweets on twitter, and maybe even a couple notes on tumblr. Then I got up, had some human contact with the fam bam and then went back to it, and the pattern will probably continue throughout the weekend and in between the wee hours in school and between homework assignments. Safe to say, I spend at least a quarter of my day interacting on social media, and I’m sure this isn’t far from other kids my age. So instead of using the virtual world as a cure for boredom, here are some alternative things to do instead you may never have thought of. 

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1.  Visit your local library

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2.   Open one of your mom’s cookbooks and attempt to cook. Remember that failure is always okay.

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3.   Paint something (I’m giving up on you)

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4.   Write a letter to a distant family member. Include stickers,  glitter, candy if wanted.

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5.  Plan a “Super Date” around town. Set aside a couple of   hours to do some service, a scavenger hunt, and maybe even a picnic on a hill. Don’t forget the bikes.

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6.   Research charities you can relate to or share a cause you have a passion for and donate your time/money/old toys.

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7.   Blow the dust off an old board game.

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8.   Go swimming if it’s hot, skating if it’s cold. (Or you know switch it up or combine if you like das cool)

9.   Call grandma and just check in.

10. Go window shopping downtown and don’t buy a thing.

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11.   Give a sibling some special attention

12.   Study a globe or a map of the area you live 

13.  Read those books you got from the library

14.  Go to the gym

15.   Write in a Journal

16.  Give yourself a mini payday by gathering up loose change around the house and take it to the bank

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17.   Map out your future according to long term goals you’ve had

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18.  Go through your parents old CD’s and listen for sounds you might like

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19.  Record daily life using the same awkward hand technique as this here fellow photographer

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20. Go throwback thursday shopping (yes thats bebe joto)

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21. Make Lemonade/Orange Juice and then sell it on the corner. Proceeds to a charity maybe? But hey if you need it to pay off iTunes debts we’re not judging)

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Or then there’s this… you could definitely do this. Unless you’re bald or have lice. I’m sorry but that’s just not good.

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Pictures are from tumblr or mine. 

I hope you guys enjoyed this post and I hope you all have an unusually wonderful monday. 

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To Express Junior Year Thus-far

…in 34 Gifs. Ready, go.
Everyday in Trig-Precalc:
When the counselor took over 5th period to have the “Scary Junior Talk”:
When our Spanish teacher has random outbursts that are borderline socially unacceptable:
When I picked a song I really liked the night before to be my alarm in the morning and woke up hating it for waking me up. (If that makes sense) :
Seminary at exactly 6:22 am and teacher’s telling that cop story we’ve already heard twice:
Getting all the Physics homework right because it’s about gravity and gravity makes sense:
Me at to kid who went to Chipotle for lunch and isn’t sharinggg:
Seeing that kid walk by who you know is taking 5 AP’s and is captain of the Football team AND has a girlfriend:
The computer jocks in film who claim PC’s are superior to Macs:
That lovable weirdness that resides in all my friends:
When teachers don’t realize that together they’re giving us 7+ hours of homework per night. TALK TO EACH OTHER FOR CHEESE SAKES YOU ALL SHARE A BREAK ROOM DO YOU NOT?!
Every single single boy my age:
“So does anybody have any questions?”:
When parents say that these are the best days of our lives:
Having my dad as my APUSH teacher:
When sweater weather knocked on our door yesterday:
Trying to put kids to bed babysitting:
Turning on my phone to iOS7 after it downloaded all night:
Haring tiresome words like, “SAT”, “PSAT”, “ACT”, “College Visits”, “CCC”, “Letters of Rec”, “hashtag yolo swag”:
That time when I was walking back onto campus at the end of Friday tutorial with Starbucks in hand and saw the yard duty marching towards me shoulders hunched pink notepad in hand:
When film teacher asks who can storyboard:
Freshman. Just all the Freshman that are everywhere:
“Frieeeeend, can I have a nibble of that delicious-looking Luna bar? Pluheez?”:
“Hey Syd, how was school?”:
How the people who make those amazing vines circulating Facebook must feel:
The american educational system:
“Syd syd syd let us go say hi to cute boy over yonder”:
“Ooh I love the way ^^ooh I love the way you make me feel I love it I love it” 
Being a teenager having to cope with other teenagers
Friends and our addiction to snapchatting during lunch:
Seeing any sunset, puppy, puddle, or rainbow:
In summary of Junior year thus far:
as expressed in gifs :) Thank you Mr. Wilhite

Sandwich Summer Begins!!

I am now officially squished in the middle of high school. Great.

Here’s a drawing I made to model this idea, and to procrastinate this post.

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Last day of school with only a 6th and 7th period final left. (History and P.E.) SHOCKINGLY, both were much easier than we anticipated and I think it was because we had a little help from the test-taking gods.

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(I’m still wondering where they were hiding all year though…)

When we walked/drove away from school that day, Sandwich Summer began.

With two years done and two years to go, what glorious and wonderfully unrealistic goals should JoTo set to maintain a little bit of productivity?

This summer is already destined to be the bomb with THE NEW JOB , a couple of trips, and some new faces… but I feel a few solid goals should fill in the gaps nicely.

√ Make a dozen new friends.

… and NO they cannot be the kids at camp!

√ Write a movie script… or better yet, A NOVEL!

… about a little indian girl who’s mother owns an eclectic little post office in California. She loves Justin Beaver and watches Arthur while her mom runs the shop. Screen Shot 2013-06-12 at 4.05.03 PM

√ See a concert.

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Really, my goal is to just look like this girl. Don’t care whose concert it is.

√ Finish APUSH homework before August.

My father is my teacher next year. Yup. Yes. No lie.

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√ Go running every day.

Yes mom, it will happen.

√ drive, Drive, DRIVE

And when it comes to mother and father putting restrictions on cars and curfews and such, take it away Sebastian.

 

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(yup that gif refuses to work, but you get it.)

Read about driving here.

And in closing, because my creative juices are running dry and I’ve got to get going to Youth Group,

Sandwich Summer is going to be delicious! 

Spring Break Begins

The bell rang yesterday and the classes erupted into the halls like water bursting from a crumbling dam. It was hot outside and people stopped in crowds to hum and bubble about their vacation plans. We walked to Starbucks to get some sugary drinks and celebrate. We sat, sipped, and talked about world politics and tanning.

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Iced Passion Fruit Tea… decaf :) #tumblrstatusss

The Stupid Cup Song.

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“The Cup Song” came from “The Cup Game”. Let’s make that crystal clear right now. “The Cup GAME” is basically a hand tap-dance or like a self-patty-cake done in sync with a table-full of others sitting in a circle passing along the cup. It’s been around since summer camps and family reunions were invented and if still you haven’t heard of it, some little girl you know under the age of 14 has. Duh, like… the Turner girls?

Once “The Cup Game” is mastered it becomes something one finds him or herself doing in public whenever they are blessed with an empty cup bestowed upon their table {or in many of my sad cases, what only seems to be an empty cup}. They are suddenly the star of a small-scale percussion show and surrounding tables applaud their performance when they finish. Go ahead, take a bow.

Well “The Cup SONG” was more recently made famous by the movie Pitch Perfect which came out earlier this year. In the movie, “The Cup Game” is put to cute lyrics by Actress and Singer Anna Kendrick and people all over the world have attempted to duplicate her fabulous results on YouTube calling it “The Cup Song”. It’s pretty incredible actually.

And then there’s me. Pitchy-Perfect-and-therefore-silent and frustrated mallet welding me.

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Have a fabulous weekend folks!