Guinea PIGS. P-I-G-S. Fat hampsters that sleep all day, “eep” all night, poop out the food you pay for and feed them, and expect you to CLEAN THE FLIPPING CAGE!!! And thats not the worst of it. Guinea pigs are SMART. They wont stop “eek”ing (yes thats the sound they make look it up) until you feed them. Ask my family and they’ll tell you that they can hear me yell at the pigs… “IF YOU DONT SHUT UP I AM NOT FEEDING YOU!” then they shut up. Which is kind of funny(:
One day I will feed them to a hawk.
Or I’ll sneak them in my bag, (with a carrott) and go to Petco… And tell the guy I want to look at guinea pogs close up. He’ll unlock the cage, I’ll take a look… And conveniently another girl my age needs something in another isle and needs the same worker- guys help. When that girl and I leave the store there will be two extra guinea pigs in the cage ;)))))